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MJ Moments – I love you Discovery Channel!

Posted by on Aug 25, 2013 in Featured, Rant, Uncategorized | 0 comments

MJ Moments – I love you Discovery Channel!   First, there was “Weed Wars”…which highlighted the first dispensary I was ever privy to and a part of…as a customer. Their weed got shitty, right about the time the show aired. I mean, TOP SHELF weed became consistently less sticky…AND…the “high” changed; it became less and less balanced…as the suns-a-bitchin’ retards put THC and other cannabinoids WAAAAAY out of balance/harmony, so that you could buy 20%+ THC weed with almost NO CBD’s. (Read the rest of my MJ Moments to find the one where I explain why the balance is important…even to the psychoactive element of consuming this plant.)   Next was “American Weed”. (Probably my least favorite of the 4…but still educational to the masses.  And let’s face facts, anytime you have THIS SUBJECT in the mainstream, it helps to educate the masses that there are POSITIVE attributes to this plant (for the ignorant)…AND…it puts this wonderful plant in the lexicon of those who might not otherwise consider it anything other than the equivalent of “heroin”…because they’ve been told to.)   Then there was “Weed Country”…the BEST thus far. PS  I love you, Mike Boutin…cuz…”there’s nothing more american than providing a product in demand, to your fellow americans”  (of course, I’m paraphrasing). And “entertainment” or “distraction” or “the occupation of someone’s mind”…is good american business.  (You know what I’m sayin’ Discovery Channel ;)) B.E. Smith’s understanding of Commercial Law seems to be impressive…from what little I could gather from the scene that showed his outdoor chalkboard while attempting to educate Shotwell.  (The thing is B.E., people like him won’t take the time to educate themselves on that level…he’s part of the fast and furious crowd…it’s about a cash grab for him…not operating like the sovereign entity he actually Is.  Look at the pressure he tried to put on Boutin.)…(or at least, that’s how it was portrayed). I think Ayn Rand would call Boutin the “producer”, and Shotwell and his phat hommie the “looters”…they have nothing to do unless a REAL man, a producer, PRODUCES SOMETHING FIRST. (again, I don’t know these dudes…they may be cool as hell…but that’s not how they came off on the show)   And currently, “Pot Cops”…fucking. hilarious!  (was it meant to be a comedy?) Listening to ignorant cops, federal or otherwise, expound on the horrifying attributes of the plant called cannabis…cracks me up! Please, will even ONE piece of shit PUBLIC SERVANT site the reference material that they have personally read to educate themselves about this plant and it’s uses and their subsequent effects on the human, or canine, or ANY animal with an endocannabinoid system.  For fuck sake, this PLANT TAUGHT US that we had an endocannabinoid system…read the research Dick, before you go on TV and flap your trap about  all the “damages” this plant does.  Otherwise, all you’re doing is professing your ignorance…ON RECORD.  Idiots.  You know you sound stupid, literally, right? (I will confess, I am pleased with their efforts to care for the land…but I don’t think they really ARE…I think it’s just an excuse they use.) And here’s why I think that: Why is it that when you bust a large grow in the forest, and cut down all the plants, and use a helicopter or truck and trailer to remove said plants…why is it that you aren’t bringing a fucking garbage bag!?! If you REALLY cared about the land, you’d clean it up…and PS, those plants aren’t “dirty”…they’re just profitable. Every episode I see you fucks walk by piles of chemicals and human garbage…and do nothing. Have...

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MJ Moments – The Thick Smell of Manhood

Posted by on Aug 25, 2013 in Featured, Rant, Uncategorized | 0 comments

MJ Moments – The Thick Smell of Manhood   (For Disgusting Guys Eyes ONLY!!) — (Women, PLEASE,…LOOK AWAY!…or consider yourselves warned) — Have you ever been going through the motions of getting ready for bed and just by the way things are “feelin’ down there” you decide it might be a good idea to go ahead and wipe? And then wouldn’t you know it, there’s a tiny little shit-nugget, tucked away nicely…all day!…from that early a.m. deuce you dropped after digesting breakfast on a Saturday morning at home. And HOW THE FUCK DID IT HANG ON from that half-a-toilet-paper-roll, DEFCON-1 wipe-down?!? (It’s not like I don’t KNOW that I have a scar there from a childhood hernia that had to be lanced out at one point because of a blood clot (I was a constipated kid, a toilet clogger extraordinaire…I’ve since began drinking water)….Anyway, Duh!…having a sharp knife carve up your ‘death star’ is something you remember!!…and if you didn’t, every time you pooped (and re-opened the cut!), you’d be reminded for weeks…that’ll drive a point home I tell ya.) Anyway, that tricky little shit-nugget houdini (you know, escaping my Defcon 1 wipe-down ;)) did its best impression of a raisinets rubbed between two warm fingers all day long…so, it was a good thing I hustled off to the “outhouse” before retiring for the evening. Looks like I’m creepin’ up on a “shower day.”   Sometimes, I like the thick smell of my manhood in the air…pit, shit and all. And then, on day ???, I start grossing MYSELF out!   (??? = TBD ;)) It’s almost like camping at home…FUCK YEAH BRO!…(sorry Ladies, it’s FUCKING AWESOME!…don’t ever try it ;))     — How To Grow Magnificent Cannabis: (…when the BEST, the HEALTHIEST and the FASTEST is what you’re after) www.IndoorOrganicHydroponics.com   More MJ Moments: (…a peek into the mind of the Royal Hippie Gangster) www.MJMoments.com   How To Tune-up Your Soul: (…fitness for ALL of Us) www.Jazzerssage.com   How Weird Am I?: (…WARNING!…you may end up hating me for what I’m about to say, or the opposite ;)) (…and if you DO end up hating me, PLEASE, send your hate (in the form of money) to one of your favorite charities…then your “hate-energy” will be doing some good!) (…then come back to some forum I’m associated with and let the world know just how much you hated me, by revealing the size of your donation!) (…I’m crafty…I turn “hate” into Love ;)) (…and Thanks, for checkin’ me out to begin with) (link to Royal HG Introduction – 10 video series) www.RoyalHippieGangster.com —...

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MJ Moments – I roll with folks who don’t fuck themselves…

Posted by on Aug 25, 2013 in Featured, Philosophy, Rant, Uncategorized | 0 comments

MJ Moments – I roll with folks who don’t fuck themselves…   I was HAAMF and after telling a young man (10, I’d say) about keeping his own “Playground”/neighborhood clean I came in the house to pen this. (… on my roof in a lawn chair, with a liter of cold water and bag full of vapor (366F)!…to watch the magnificent sunset that fine warm evening)…(and by the way, as I put down the book I also lugged up there with me, “Nuclear Evolution,” I realized that it was high time to take note of the wonderful nature all around me (in the form off tree tops and large bushes (not THAT kind, you dirty bastards ;)…no, the kind of thing that grows so vigorously it’s difficult (for me) to tell if it’s a big bush 😉 or a small tree.)  And after taking count in a 360 degree manner from the tallest tree I could see from my rooftop, I counted THIRTEEN different types or species or whatever they’re called (sorry arborists, I know, I suck)…and that’s the point! We THINK there’s no nature around, because we spend all our time inside, glued to some electronic device…(or even a good book ;)…and if you just take the time to develop a healthy relationship the the Cannabis plant, you’ll see…Nature, is everywhere. (Just shut the TV off, vaporize (at ~ 360F or so) some organically grown, properly cured cannabis…or even the shit they sell that’s not, amazing thing about vaporizing is…you can decide how HOT you want the “chemical transaction” to take place at…and because of this, how much of the “bad stuff” you’re willing to “turn to vapor” and inhale for the sake of a “better” high.  WHOA!  I got off track.   Okay, Step 1.  Shut off electronics  (only on Sunday evenings at the beginning of Sunset, sorry football fans…TIVO it!) Step 2.  Vaporize (at appropriate temp for your concerns) some cannabis, any will do. Step 3.  Get ladder out, climb on roof (with water AND full bag of vape’…leave book behind)…sit comfortably down, facing the view you prefer….let your conscious guide you…which ever you prefer,  facing the brighter reds, oranges, and yellows…or preferring to have those at your back, relaxing the eyes and observing the oncoming blues, indigos and violets…your choice Step 4.  BEFORE climbing ladder, figure out how you’re going to get down, I suggest a “corner” entry/exit as it give you a spot to hold onto with one arm on the way down….anyway, position the ladder for an easy descent…and a safe one. Step 5.  Get up on the roof, GENTLY HIGH, and NOT…”Holy SHIT!  This might be a new personal high, HIGH for Me!”…kind of high.  Because that would make for either a VERY interesting descent, or a long evening on the roof….which come to think of it….naw, I’m 42, my “practical-side” get’s the best of me sometimes 😉   ANYWAY!  As I was saying!! I was up my rooftop this fine Evening, watching the darker shades of the sunset…when the neighborhood boys broke a glass bottle on the street (which I could CLEARY see who did it based on my “point of view”)…and when I went out with a flashlight (after enjoying the rest of the sunset…FUCK THAT!…that shit already happened, can’t do shit about it, except investigate within a “reasonable” amount of time….so that the little suns-a bitches can’t tamper with my evidence!  (oh, and I “know” the 3-boy bicycle crew that did it, I even know the name of the one who lives ACROSS THE STREET from me on around...

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MJ Moments – A Good Guide to Start You off Right

Posted by on Aug 25, 2013 in Featured, Philosophy, Spiritual, Uncategorized | 0 comments

MJ Moments – A Good Guide to Start You off Right   I was thinking about being asked a particular question, namely: How would You suggest that a First Time Consumer of this plant, go about it?   And THIS, is my reply… (I will start with what I believe to be the ideal progression for someone completely naive to the effects of cannabis…you may have to make amendments to your ‘start position’.)   1.  Find someone you trust, who is already familiar with this plant.  (ten bucks says this person is closer than you think 😉 (the more familiar, the better…here’s a simple test:  Can they name three uses for this plant from parts other than the ripe, seedless, female flowers?) (i.e. fiber, food, oil, cellulose…and everything those things can be turned into!)…(meaning, they’ve educated themselves beyond the name of the latest hybrid to come out with WAAAY too much THC and way too little CBD’s, etc.)   2.  Have this person come to YOUR HOME, grab a stool for a seat and head to the master bathroom…the friend you trust is going to “hot box” with you…you aren’t even going to smoke this time! -The reason I believe the above is an important step is because there are many who’ve not yet released themselves from the indoctrination of what cannabis IS or DOES.  By “just sitting” in a room with friend who is smoking a joint, they do not yet have to cross that mind-barrier of consuming it on purpose…however, they WILL begin to feel the effects of the plant…if their Guide is worth their salt 😉 -Doing this at YOUR HOME will not only make you more comfortable, you won’t have to travel anywhere afterward…plan accordingly ;)…may I suggest a blanket and a comfortable spot. -Typically there’s a fan (for stinky stuff) in that room, or at least a window. (burn some incense, spray some citrus oil, etc., if you wish to blend the scents…some like it just the way it came 😉 -An intelligent Guide will bring cleanly grown, healthy cannabis…and for the sake of “hot-boxing” will smoke it (rather than one of the many other healthier ways to consume it). -The Guide will keep the “experience” of the session, from the perspective of the First Time Consumer, held as the highest priority…and that this experience be a positive one. –Initial goal(s):  Relaxation and/or Joy (seen in the form of an uncontrollable, child-like grin…for no other apparent reason than pure contentment with the present!) —I think it is important here for the Guide to carry out “exit interviews” during/after each session…basically a quick chat about what they’re feeling, how they feel about that feeling, are they okay now, what are they thinking about, etc.  As their answers become more and more verbose, you’ll know they’re progressing nicely 😉 (“Hot-boxing” is just a slang term for smoking in a small, enclosed space with the intended purpose of not “wasting” the second-hand smoke…as many folks as want to, can sit in and “breathe”…that’s it, that’s “hot-boxing” in a nutshell.) PSA – Do NOT try this with unhealthy things…it will harm you. (Have you ever noticed the simple difference between cigarette, cigar and cannabis smokers?…only ONE of them keeps the car windows rolled UP!…and saves their “butts” rather than littering and tossing them out the window for someone else to come clean up after them!!)   3.  Repeat Step 2 until the First Time Consumer is ready to sit with the Guide and have the joint passed to them…for their FIRST purposeful consumption of cannabis! -Guide gives examples...

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MJ Moments – Beginning Mind Travel 101

Posted by on Aug 25, 2013 in Featured, Philosophy, Rant, Uncategorized | 0 comments

MJ Moments – Beginning Mind Travel 101   SELL ME!…I WANT to have my knowledge-base upgraded.   It’s funny, people get all butt-hurt when I profess my allegiance to a concept that I’ve formulated in My mind. I can understand why. They may not have put in the same kind of time and effort to formulate their concepts to begin with…so it’s “easy come, easy go” for them. What I ask for, was that they prove to me, via their thoughtfully chosen words, that they’ve out-researched AND out-thought Me on said subject…and I will GLADLY concede to the HIGHER KNOWLEDGE in the conversation. But until THAT happens………..Yeah, I think I’ll stick with the concepts I’ve thoughtfully formulated. I don’t get why EVERYONE doesn’t operate like this!?!…and be OPEN to the new, more thoroughly researched and thought-out concepts!!!  DUH, it would help YOU! ex:  The “oldest” or “loudest” or “biggest” or “most charming” or (etc., ad nauseam) are the ones who’ve (in parliamentary procedural terms) “had the floor” and therefore, our attention…professing themselves as the “authority” figures in the room (just because they could)….and we listened…and took it as “gospel.”  But that doesn’t necessarily make them the most well-thought or well-researched on YOUR CHOSEN SUBJECT, does it?!   Here’s the secret: Once you turn the-machine-between-your-ears ON, and take it out for a spin…YOU WILL BE AMAZED! But HOW to do that?!? (I suggest a good Indica for Beginners of Mind Travel…jungle-raised Sativas are for the “passport-fillers” of Mind Travel, so be aware Beginner) (Meditation works too, just not as quickly and sometimes never, depending on your meditation skill level) (Cannabis works EVERY TIME…all you need is a good guide…not some jackass promoting negativity, lack or limitation…no, not at a time like this.  Turn off all electronics, except for some soothing music if you must…but NONE is best.  Instruct your guide (prior to lift-off) what your chosen destination is to be…and then let them take you there!) Your mind is terrible thing to waste!  (…to quote a meme from a UNICEF commercial I remember from my youth 😉 And once you decide to start using it for what YOU want to focus on…things, YOU…will change. (Who’s with me?!!) Anyway, If you choose to focus on building a good set of working concepts for how a man should live, and you choose to look off the beaten path for YOUR DEFINITION of PERFECTION…you’ll be amazed (yes, I repeated it, I know…deal with it!)…AMAZED…at the information you can gather and just how different it can be from what you originally “thought”/(accepted…hook, line and sinker) as the TRUTH. And that’s why it’s hard for those who desire to “change my mind”…I’ve traveled around in It, rather than on Mother Earth…I’m a different KIND of “passport-filler”; one who counts well-thought-out concepts, like another counts a foreign country…something to conquer, at any expense.   I’m serious like a Mofo! …with a fun side to match, if you’re cool like-that) H.G.  (C.A., T.N.)* H.A.A.M.F.* *(I’ll explain when the time is right 😉     — How To Grow Magnificent Cannabis: (…when the BEST, the HEALTHIEST and the FASTEST is what you’re after) www.IndoorOrganicHydroponics.com   More MJ Moments: (…a peek into the mind of the Royal Hippie Gangster) www.MJMoments.com   How To Tune-up Your Soul: (…fitness for ALL of Us) www.Jazzerssage.com   How Weird Am I?: (…WARNING!…you may end up hating me for what I’m about to say, or the opposite ;)) (…and if you DO end up hating me, PLEASE, send your hate (in the form of money) to one of your favorite charities…then your “hate-energy” will...

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MJ Moments – (Rhyme) – Over 40 and White

Posted by on Aug 25, 2013 in Featured, Rhymes, Uncategorized | 0 comments

MJ Moments – (Rhyme) – Over 40 and White   That’s right, I’m over 40 and white Plus-I-think-you-can-see, I-write-RHYMES-that-delight And if you wanna kick-it, then maybe we might I’ll bring the cannabis, and you bring the pipe  😉   (because “digitally controlled vaporizer” wouldn’t have rhymed as well…some would say, at all)   …fuckit!  Let’s try it anyway…   That’s right, I’m over 40 and white Plus-I-think-you-can-see, I-write-RHYMES-that-delight And if you wanna kick-it, then maybe we might I’ll bring the cannabis, and you bring the digitally controlled vaporizer…Biiiooootch!   BETTER, right?! No?   (probably just a club bang’er ;))     — How To Grow Magnificent Cannabis: (…when the BEST, the HEALTHIEST and the FASTEST is what you’re after) www.IndoorOrganicHydroponics.com   More MJ Moments: (…a peek into the mind of the Royal Hippie Gangster) www.MJMoments.com   How To Tune-up Your Soul: (…fitness for ALL of Us) www.Jazzerssage.com   How Weird Am I?: (…WARNING!…you may end up hating me for what I’m about to say, or the opposite ;)) (…and if you DO end up hating me, PLEASE, send your hate (in the form of money) to one of your favorite charities…then your “hate-energy” will be doing some good!) (…then come back to some forum I’m associated with and let the world know just how much you hated me, by revealing the size of your donation!) (…I’m crafty…I turn “hate” into Love ;)) (…and Thanks, for checkin’ me out to begin with) (link to Royal HG Introduction – 10 video series) www.RoyalHippieGangster.com...

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