MJ Moments (Rhyme) – Hey Snoop!

Posted by on Aug 25, 2013 in Business, Featured, Rhymes, Uncategorized | 1 comment

MJ Moments (Rhyme) – Hey Snoop!


Hey Snoop…D-O-Double G

For an appropriate fee

I’ll teach you how to grow weed, appropriately


No haste, no waste, no unhealthy hydroponic nutrients ever enter the race

The plants grow at a pace, with an elegant taste, I don’t have to “flush” and only a BITCH-ASS would lace


And right about now, you should be wiping that “Whachu talkin’ bout Willis?!” look off yo face.


Let me know when you’re ready for your first growing lesson.

I’m the DOODIE up in this piece.  😉


Old School Rap Battle Muthufukas…and Cannabis is the weapon of choice…if things get ‘heavy’, we’ll just ‘smoke’ each other out  😉  Problem SOLVED!


Ta Dayow!  How u like me now?

Let’s see what you got D-O_Double!



How To Grow Magnificent Cannabis:

(…when the BEST, the HEALTHIEST and the FASTEST is what you’re after)



More MJ Moments:

(…a peek into the mind of the Royal Hippie Gangster)



How To Tune-up Your Soul:

(…fitness for ALL of Us)



How Weird Am I?:

(…WARNING!…you may end up hating me for what I’m about to say, or the opposite ;))

(…and if you DO end up hating me, PLEASE, send your hate (in the form of money) to one of your favorite charities…then your “hate-energy” will be doing some good!)

(…then come back to some forum I’m associated with and let the world know just how much you hated me, by revealing the size of your donation!)

(…I’m crafty…I turn “hate” into Love ;))

(…and Thanks, for checkin’ me out to begin with)

(link to Royal HG Introduction – 10 video series)


One Comment

  1. Yeah, I know. But I didn’t switch from Old Dirty Bastard to Big Baby Jesus either. Nor did I ever adopt the ‘symbol’ for Prince. That’s just how I roll. It’s tough to re-brand yourself with me.

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